where Avatar went wrong on its march to Best Picture |
Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:38 |
Did Academy Actors' Branch Rage Against the Avatar Machine?Written by S.T. VanAirsdale
All that headgear and other motion-capture hardware that went into making SAG members into believable N’avi just wasn’t doing the trick for the old timers. Despite those early images of Zoe Saldana getting her wail on and all of Jim Cameron and producer Jon Landau’s calming pledges to the contrary, the veteran actors are convinced it’s a threat. And to paraphrase a rally cry popular with their fellow extremists in the gun lobby, they’re Academy members, and they vote:
Welllll, there you have it. To recap, JoBeth Williams is going to investigate the motion-capture scourge sweeping Hollywood, Sally Kirkland didn’t even watch the movie tied for the lead in nominations (that also happens to have grossed $2.7 billion globally; after all, actors hate money), and in the end they voted for the ensemble film that was only nominated for one acting prize anyway. Next thing you know, Tippi Hedren will be bitching about how all those abused six-legged horses turned her off. Why do we do this for seven months a year, again? |